welcome to my AWESOME website

Hi, I'm Chris from the Netherlands!!!!

[Last Updated: August 2025]

this is my awesomesauce website and it’s awesome like really awesome like the kind of awesome where you go wow this is awesome and then you look again and it’s still awesome like awesome stacked on awesome and it doesn’t stop being awesome it’s like if awesome had a baby and that baby was even more awesome than the original awesome and then that baby grew up into a super awesome monster of awesomeness and stomped around yelling AWESOME all day long because yeah it’s that awesome and honestly i don’t even know how to explain it properly without just saying awesome over and over again because there’s literally no other word that fits like this website is awesome in the morning awesome at night awesome when you’re looking at it sideways awesome when you blink awesome when you don’t blink awesome if you close your eyes and just think about it it’s still awesome and i’m telling you this awesomeness is not normal awesomeness it’s that turbo ultra mega edition awesome that should come in a shiny box with flames on it and when you open it it just blasts awesome straight into your face like woosh bam pow awesome everywhere all the time and you’re just sitting there like what how is this so awesome and i’m like dude it’s my website of course it’s awesome it’s not just awesome it’s awesomesauce dripping with extra awesome sprinkles and a cherry of awesome on top and you think maybe it will stop being awesome after a while but nope it just keeps looping like a broken cd that only plays the word awesome forever and ever until the end of time and honestly if the dictionary had pictures the word awesome would just be a screenshot of this website because nothing else even comes close to describing this kind of pure awesome energy it’s awesome when you scroll awesome when you don’t scroll awesome when your internet is slow awesome when your internet is fast it’s awesome if you love it awesome if you hate it because even then you’re still thinking about it which is awesome in its own way basically this whole thing is just one giant awesome ball rolling down a hill of awesomeness crushing everything in its path and leaving behind a trail of even more awesome sparks flying everywhere and i’m just here watching it go like yep that’s my website it’s awesome

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